Hey , jazzgirl - like it!! Dr Wilkes, as they insist on saying in Hastings.
'Hello, Central.....'
You won't have heard that I lost my crown as Hastings W***k King this year - having necked the pint of slimy darlings in 5mins ~23 secs and 2 mins ~32 secs (guessing the exact time) in 2012 and 2013 respectively, I was slaughtered by a guy with a dreadlock ponytail, army boots, whole-body tattoos, camo trousers and nipple rings who DRANK them in about 1 min 30 secs. Fair play to him - I reckon he was risking choking - and I've had my life saved by the Heimlich manoeuvre (hey!) exactly one time too many in this lifetime, so didn't attempt to follow suit. I bought him a beer after and thanked god that he and his girlfriend had to finish the upgrades to the Crown that I'd embarked on, and get the cup engraved, instead of me. I'm game to have another go next August