If not well-endowed, a particle or utricle; & near by, an ossicle ?
Which, after a trip to the chemist's, is wearing a tunicle.
If Beckett were alive he could use this thread as fodder for a sequel:
Waiting for Woodhams.
In the original work, he never came.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh994JcEfkI