1) It's automatic to steal nothing, jerk. (7)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm wondering if the answer is 'spastic', but I can't see how it follows from the clue.
2) Stood around, after half date went badly. (7)
_ _ E? _ T _ D?
Sure about the 'T'. Not sure about the other letters.
Thanks for any help. You can tell I am a beginner. :)