aristo, I know I wind you up. But I do love America really. I've been there quite a few times. I've done the shopping in New York thing with the wife three times, but I'd rather forget that. I've taken the kids to disneyland twice and I'd like to forget that as well.
BUT I was the technical expert (it does not matter on what)for three, three month periods at clearwater florida. It rapidly became clear to me that my expertise of local restaurants,hooter bars, pole dancing clubs,etc. was what was really required.
I bloody loved it. And I made some friends for life.