Bon soir, mes amis.
Welcome to the 50th edition of CLUELESS.
A number of excellent entries: I regret that this was not on PEER REVIEW as obviously my choice is a purely subjective one.
I particularly enjoyed Lionheart post 9, Rambler post 10 which n.o doubt was the funniest one, bigmadmarty2 post 19, Theambler post 29, AB post 32, and jamoza post 37.
However the post I liked best was jws's post 20 Saucy sight after the show at Moulin Rouge; it is the word AFTER which did it for me.
As your prize I offer the following which is silly, but quite addictive.
http://www.selfcontrolfreak.com/pakken.html
(place the mouse cursor above the man's head when he stops running)