Another good one, ixion, and it must indeed have been solved in record time. Oh! One of the most famous sons of Rhode Island is here with me, and he wishes to say thank you. Greetings from Mr. Potato Head!
You're not going to believe this, but the song wasn't "composed" for this show; it's a ditty that was used as a tourism promo back in the 70s and/or 80s. It hasn't gotten any better with age.
You do realize it isn't possible to "vacation" (as we say) in Quahog, and you'd perhaps be disappointed to see the real thing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esOZt1M-fnI