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Well. I aim to be humane so in order to alleviate any uneccessary suffering you will be let off with a caution THIS TIME. However I must warn you that should you offend again you might find yourself wearing an orange jumpsuit at camp gitmo cuba.

I've only just got back!!

Very well. I can see that you are a bad case. In the event of further offences you can expect to receive our harshest punishment. Being compelled to be a house guest of trevor.

Is that the one week or the fortnight prize?

The badder you are the longer the stay. You will spend the entire time tied to a chair while trevor regales with "that time I......" "that reminds me........" "did I ever tell you about......" etc etc.

Things will never be same again.

yum yum,
you can check out any time you like,
but you can never leave.

Ha ha.

Berkspotter I tire of you now. Time to reveal yourself.

See what I mean andyc. Be afraid. And be sure to pack some ointment for sore bottoms.

andyc: Good Lord, you're THE andyc from Gitmo? The one who used to do Azed in the next cell?

The very one.