Hi Magworth
I just logged on. I must say I laughed at your joke, same as sallyw did. In fact my husband used to say the same to me. I knew he was only tesing.
BTW I now do my crosswords in ballpoint and alter them like mad, until they end up in such a mess they are hardly legible.
But I never ever send them in, so I don't care !!
And I am still trying to get toast crumbs out of my laptop from Sunday breakfast.
I am a hopeless case. :) J