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Many congratulations to all 3 of you. Let's hope she's a good sleeper and that we don't see you posting in the small hours!!

As regards a name, I was in the supermarket recently and an overweight tattoo-covered chav yelled out across the aisle "ALABAMA, WHERE ARE YOU"?

When the snot-nosed brat appeared she was equally revolting!

Sob sob. Oh Wendy, I was that chav.

Wendy: Dakota's very popular over here; I cringe every time I hear it called out. I still haven't heard of anyone named Texas or New Hampshire. Best wishes, Paul and company.

Wendy

Reminded me of one of the children who joined the library a few years ago.
"'er name's Portia" said Mum.
"Lovely name", says I, "from Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice"
"No", says Mum "Like, the car, P.O.R.S.H.E"

...... silly me!!!!

Congratulations Paul and family - you're not getting much in the way of suggestions....how about Fiona if you have any gaelic connection.

Siamcat - what a truly lovely story! Made me literally laugh out loud!

I got chatting to a woman with a young baby girl at a bus-stop one day. When I asked what the baby was called, the woman said 'Femally' - well, that's what it sounded like anyway. I said I'd never heard of it- the woman said she hadn't either, she'd seen it on a baby cot in the maternity unit. I asked how it was spelt...F-E-M-A-L-E!

Congratulations I was never lucky enough to have a daughter but had 3 precious sons. One of my granddaughters is called Alannah and I live that name Enjoy your daughter its a lovely time in your life.

Congratulations to the new Mum and Dad !

A father is someone who carries photos where his money used to be.
Cheers
Julie

Congratulations.