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Pastille,

Is that a duet with Val Doonican and Lonnie Donegan

Elvis.
re. Xmas duet.
Bowie is a fag and Bing was a tool.
Lennon or Mercury might help further your career,(are they still amongst us? i can have that sorted).
What about that kraut bird with hairy armpits and 99 red balloons?
all the best,
your loving Frankie.(not vaughan).

Frank - RE Duet;

Emu is now REALLY interested in fronting you - he really would like to test your assumption about David Bowie and would like to try his hand up his **** to see if he can get more animated than with me.

PS We might be able to get Big Bird as a warm-up.

Rod

OK,
We need to nipple this in the buddies guys.Bing phoned me 1st (ask Eno!).
Please stop the homophobic stuff or you will be hearing from my lawyers.(Pa-rum-pum-pum-pum,and Son).
DB.

Oh Dear Davie...

I did tell you to keep away from that tailor of yours who did that Tuxedo for you in skin-hugging silver for your 12th birthday and promised you the earth (from orbit).
Why haven't you called? Didn't you like that nice raisin cake I made you?
When you said you were thinking about a new bird I never thought you meant Emu. I mean... you don't know where that Rod Hull's been do you! Well I never.

What did I miss?

this thread looks like fun!