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Oh so the John bit wasn't a figleaf of my imagination trevor!

not at all sally, i'd guess that your unmentionables are clearly visible.

Just a non related crossword story...

At the time of the Elephant Man film, there was a Indian restaurant who boosted the biggest Nan breads in Dundee...and they were big...HUGE!

A friend split one, stuck it on his head and did a amazing John (Joseph)Meyrick ..elephanty man impersonation...

we were all banned

Still makes me smile...

I expect Meyrick would have laughed until he wetted himself if he had seen it.

i repeat - Joseph/John "I am a human being! slobber" Merrick (not Meyrick).

the last time I saw anybody do an elephant impression it involved turning their trouser pockets inside out and, er,um.....I expect you can guess.

lol.
Add some spectacles and it was somebody (i can't remember who) smoking a cigar.

WORM ALERT!

talking of cigars.

I once saw a comic crush a heckler spectacularly. The heckler had a full beard and was smoking a huge cigar. He kept on shouting out (unfunny) comments. After a while the comic paused,looked at him and said..."you remind me of a film star".....another pause,and then.."Lassie having a shit".

HECKLERS...The scum of the earth...Sad Bstds who actually think they can be funny.

Have done a bit of "stand up" only had one heckler...

" You are fucking funny...No seriously for a wummin your actually funny...

Thanks pal....