Blessings on yer heid. How many pipesmokers still exist? Until now, including me, I knew one. Afraid that some day, the Condor people will decide it is not viable to produce it any more. Tried smoking dry tea when I was wee. Can't say I'd like to return to that.
Great idea for the people who don't give clues. As you say, any combination of words would fit. On holy days, I must take care not sing, All things bright and beautiful, All creatures big and wee. All things wise and wonderful, They're no as nice as me.