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Pastille,
One way of ensuring success would be to offer the prize of a virtual night out with you to the winner. Are you game.

Am I?

No problem.

As long as all participants agree to a full medical beforehand.

I can not have any "mishaps" on my conscience!

I will contact my Lawyers and have a full disclaimer drawn up.

Once these have been signed,each week by the winner, we are in business.

You will not be disappointed.

p@


P.s. I think I should have a backup, deputy,
Vice chair, someone to stand in just in case I am other wise engaged...or indisposed.

sallyw? Wendy? Old girl? Mamya? come on girls!

And what about some one for us ladies? mmm?

Any volunteers?

Pastille,

I knew we could rely on you. Vice chair sounds good, very good. but surely you mean someone to lay down not stand in.

I nominate Gerry as one for the ladies.

Terry,

I am a bit concerned about the "lay down" comment. I hope you are not assuming there will be some sort of carnal element to these "virtual" liaisons.

These liaisons will be of the mind!

With at least one foot from each person well and truly on the floor at all times.

(Note to self...Check with Lawyer re getting my arse sued.)

Still hope we go ahead...;)

p@ x

Pastille,

take it from me, tantric sex is rubbish. it's impossible to fantasise (how do you spell that)about that tree hugging hypocrite Sting. or Trudy come to that.

I agree,

Sting is a tit, wife?...probably a tit.

But the meeting of minds...special...VERY SPECIAL.

P@

a tit is useful

Terry,

Gerry, yes I think he could be the one...bring him in to the fold, as they say.
But,is he game? All mouth and no trousers???

Time will tell.

Feeling like a pimp!

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