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christopher

25th August 2010, 10:52
Mike love the joke in the Poser For The Day post just now- hilariously funny!!

Please add to Brian's post Why Are We Here!

Humour is like a rubber sword- it makes a point without drawing blood- Mary Hirsch

The kind of humor I like is the thing that makes me laugh for five seconds and think for ten minutes. ~ William Davis
After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor. ~ Bill Kelly
A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs - jolted by every pebble in the road. ~ Henry Ward Beecher

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. ~

Thanks for the humour today Mike- loved it!

Thank You Honey

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honour their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman’s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.”

“My darling,” he replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek.”

Cheers, Christopher
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