Whereas I have striven for years to win a Wee Stinker T shirt, I wonder what I would do with one should I succeed. A modest man with no doubt much to be modest about I don't see myself wearing it in public, and wearing it within the confines of my home serves no purpose. I might consider mounting and framing it to be hung above the fireplace in my sitting room. I might find myself laundering frequently so that it could be flaunted on the clothesline the better for neighbours to be made aware of my prowess. Other possibilities include use as a duster and marketing on eBay.
In order that I may be prepared for success what suggestions can forum users offer ?