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the joker

5th January 2010, 05:10

There was a young lady called Dawn
Who certainly made us all yawn
She tried with all might
To bugger this site
All I say to her is Dawn - Begone
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x

5th January 2010, 12:59
found this limerick and tweeked it

This limerick is furtive and mean
You must keep dawn in close quarantine
Or she sneaks to the slums
And promptly becomes
Disorderly, drunk and obscene
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bullfrog

5th January 2010, 13:10
That tedious trollop called Dawn
Has the brain of a gnat (newly-born)
By thinking she's clever
Responding 'Whateva!!'
She merits more pity than scorn
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jdovengloves

5th January 2010, 13:49
She gets herself in a blue funk,
And comes on here, spouting her junk,
Oh, when will she learn,
Her base instincts to spurn,
Please Dawn, DON'T POST DRUNK !
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bullfrog

5th January 2010, 14:11
JD, shouldn't that be a blue funk?
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jdovengloves

5th January 2010, 14:20
Sorry... I'm HTMiLLiterate
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bullfrog

5th January 2010, 14:39
Don't be scared ---give it a go! You can try it out here and not be embarrassed if it goes wrong.
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jdovengloves

5th January 2010, 14:47
Testes, testes, one, two, three
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jdovengloves

5th January 2010, 14:48
Well, you learn something every day !
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bullfrog

5th January 2010, 14:54
Hurrah!
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