Crossword Help Forum
Forum Rules

I like a clue of solvers....


But back to business ....re packed my rucksack GK...now includes an evening gown. Feather boa, and have spent the afternoon practicing lying resplendent and draping myself seductively over a Grand Piano....

The music shop was very quiet, so personally I don't see what the problem was.....rude assistants !!!

I shouldn't worry, pastille: in that get-up you would if the worst came to the worst only be attacked here by a wild boar --- or 6 or 7: they tend to run around in large groups. Elderly ladies have been known to be cornered in their own kitchens by the beasts, and actually that's not funny at all..................

Do you have a cigarette holder, pastille, or do you expect your accompanist (me) to provide one?

Actually I have an old shhh ivory one...very old...so I think it's legal???

i was gonna volunteer to hold your fags Pasty. i thought i might negotiate a fee with the yank. (you know i love you Aristo).

I believe she handles her own booking, trevor; she's quite resourceful.

I am now a non smoker....but Trevor I will seriously need somebody to get me on AND off the aforementioned Grand Piano. The job is yours if you wish...

Mr A, I will use one of those electronic things if it adds to the atmosphere.....


X

Pastille!!!

shame on you Mr A!!! surely we are talking about some sort of electronic stair lift in lieu of my muscle power?

I was talking about one off those " kiddie on " cigarettes ...Trevor I am of sparrow weight....sure you could manage...but worried about your failing eyesight!!!

You may toss me in the wrong place....