I obviously missed the meeting where janebb was put in charge of forum ettiquette. I couldn't help offering these suggestions, although I'm not sure any of them are right.
LTTTJYH "Let the Tory taxdodgers jettison your heritage" (Nickle Egg Nests)
SUTC "Sucks up the crap" (Pintersonic Vacuum Cleaners)
TGTHM "Too good to hairy men" (Occam Razors)
MTMYMW "Mount the mighty yang monster, woman!" (Macho Video Games)