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On the back of a 99p store insecticide .

CLEAN HONEYDEW of PLANT LOUSES is a acqueuse solution containing the soft soap,containing fatty acids of origin plant.
It makes it possible to clean the sheets soiled by the honeydew of the plant louses,this avoids the appearance of fumagine(poisseux blackening of the sheets due to mould)and restores with the plant all its photosynthetic potential.
(SIC)

Very funny !
I particularly like translated cookery recipes.

So glad you liked it francis ,it made me giggle.
It also says, under the instructions,
"to pulverise on the parts attacked"

My favo(u)rite was on a photo album: "Keeps photos from filthy or scratch."

From a small hotel in Finland.
The fire-safety sign in the room had very precise (& correct) instructions.
However, the last line read "... if safe exit is not possible,
please stand by the window & expose yourself".

You might enjoy this site:
http://www.engrish.com/

sgzygy,you have given me stomach cramping laughter,well done.

I'm sure the fire department would notice you then.

Wish I still had the photo.