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How about a large slice of Black Forest Gateau, laced with kirsch?

Rosalind, there is no need for a new thread re my wherabouts! You could easily have posted on any of the other threads on the same subject, just add a reply!
Seriously, I have just returned from a holiday in Malta, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the threads asking about whereabouts! (I've convinced my wife she's married to a star!)
Thanks to everyone for their interest.
If it's ok with you Rosalind, I'll have two slices!

Did you see the Caravaggio? That's why I went to Malta. Stunning and not very pleasant at the same time.Got some very fine silver bracelets, too
Your wife needs convincing? LOL
Two pieces of cake on their way. Only about 1200 calories plus VAT

Don't take the cake, Bernie! I made that mistake, and now I'm locked in a tiny room in Rosalind's attic. I haven't shaved in three weeks, and I have to listen to Trevor singing Verdi in the bathtub downstairs (he-is-awful). She doesn't know I have an iPhone. I keep texting the police to explain my predicament, but the response is always the same: "LOL". I'm not alone up here; there are knocking sounds, and groans- considerably better than the Verdi at least.

Mr A...think yourself lucky that it is Rosiland and not the GD...

Funnily enuff it's Rosiland that is currently top of the bill in the "Les40 can be your toyboy" auction.

She a dark horse that one....

Could be worse Aristophanes could be Wagner!!!

So true, emrach- though I can picture Trevor as a Valkyrie. By the way, I had hoped to see Caravaggio's St. Lucy in Syracuse, but the Palazzo Bellomo (like so many other things) was "chiuso".
pastille: And just what is in store for poor Les40? He's no doubt young enough to serve as a boy toy, but we don't want Joint Effort to fall by the wayside.

This is the best version of "The ride of the Valkeries" ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI&feature=youtube_gdata_player

P@

Sorry for the spelling...

You don't like my attic, Mr A? The local cops are envious of you.
I don't think anyone has contested Les's Toyboy of the Forum claim. Don't worry, time will be allowed for the JE.