THE PERFECT HUSBAND
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey , it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at Lewis's now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000, Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure , go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£90,000.
MAN: "OK , but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh , and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £2,950,000 for it.
MAN: "Well , then go ahead and give them an offer of £2,800,000, They will probably take it. If not , we can go the extra £150,000 if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you , too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"