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pastille

10th May 2012, 23:29
Those of you in the know,will know what I am on about...


Still a bit on edge....
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aristophanes

11th May 2012, 00:06
I think I might have seen her on the Nantucket ferry. Does she collect limericks?
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pastille

11th May 2012, 00:43
Yes...

Oh I am so scared.


There was a wumin from Dundee ,

Whose was stung in the neck,

By a wasp....


Oh that did not work.......so nervous!

P@
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aristophanes

11th May 2012, 00:51
She may not collect them, but she's perhaps starred in a few.
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pastille

11th May 2012, 00:54
Thanks aristo'

Going to bed now...with one eye open...

X
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wendy

12th May 2012, 09:21
There was an old tart from Dundee
Who somehow got stung by a bee
In Turkey with Terry.
She came home by ferry
And goes by the name of G.D.


Suggestions invited for Verse 2.
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aristophanes

12th May 2012, 13:55
How's this? On the boat to Nantucket,
On the edge of her seat, with a bucket,
She said, "Pastille and he
Have paid for us three,
Else I'd say G.D. and....."

I've run out of rhymes.
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aristophanes

12th May 2012, 17:57
Your turn, trevor.
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the joker

12th May 2012, 19:33
Aristo
I am afraid that Trevor is too busy attending to the needs of the GD,to indulge in Limericks.
Give him time for recuperation,and for the GD to take a ten minute nap.
He is only human you know.
TJ
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aristophanes

12th May 2012, 20:08
First things first.
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