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phillip

13th October 2011, 19:09
My mate asked me to be Best Man at his wedding. Not wanting to mess up I bought a book on wedding protocol.

I was OK with paying the vicar, cars & other stuff. Speeches & thanking the bridesmaids was also no problem. However, when I got to the bit about following the groom around, giving him blow jobs & taking it up the arse when his wife didn't feel like it I was so concerned, I took the book back.

The lady in the shop apologised & explained that I must have picked up the Tory party's edition by mistake.
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sallyw (aka - the original sallyw)

13th October 2011, 19:22
Oh Phillip! Funny for all the wrong reasons!
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captain hook

13th October 2011, 20:46

matron

13th October 2011, 21:08
Oh dear! Fishy jokes RIP :((
except for this one...
Why do sardines cram themselves into a tin, close the lid and then.....leave the Key on the OUTSIDE? (that's not original either)
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sallyw (aka - the original sallyw)

13th October 2011, 21:45
Hi Matron how goes it with you? Like the joke!
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pastille

13th October 2011, 21:59
Oh for Cod's sake!

Lets get back to business!

I agree we need to let our TAW go...if he really wants to...but can anybody answer me one last question?

Is it true he had a mullet?

Okay, stopping now...


p@
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phillip

13th October 2011, 22:03
Pollocks.
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pastille

13th October 2011, 22:17
Okay...one more...

It's me pastille! WAHOO! (wahoo... is a fish honest!

p@

AND @ Phillip...are you the same Phillip who was strongly objecting to the "concept" of persiflage a while back?

If so...have we "turned you"?

If so, Welcome!

p@
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phillip

13th October 2011, 22:32
pastille, I've never objected to amusing remarks (like most of this stuff). Only inane babbling.
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pastille

13th October 2011, 22:47
Point taken...

But I will stray now and again, so please just deal with it.(hopefully by ignoring.)

And please stop using the word "inane" it is now sounding inane.

Take care,

p@
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