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Trevor,

It was not a Baby Belling...but was the cat's pyjamas of alfresco cooking equipment. Even though it would be indoors, in my Tea Hut.

Once had a Baby Belling, back in the 70's when I was very artycraftyfarty...Batik don't you know!

Do not know whether I am boasting or apologising?

p@

The only reason your toy-boy sex slave took it with him was because he was handcuffed to it. Serves you right.

Yes Terry - The word around Dundee is that Pastille likes her toy boys hot.
Be careful,be very careful.

It is just a rumour!

You have no proof!

Hummpph!

Just because Murdoch has closed' The News of The Screws'you should remember that the Dundee rival The Sunday Post is still active,and searching for salacious material.
Don't make any indiscreet mobile phone calls!

I have already made the middle pages of said Sunday Post...it hold no fears!

Bring it on...

"Wummin fae just aff the hilltoon...goes doolally! Seeks revenge for plot carnage!

Get the "Plot" Cardigan pattern in this weeks Woman's Weekly.

And featuring in this weeks Beano...Plotastic Wunder Wummin...

Hid on tae yer tatties boys!

Sorry, got a bit carried awa1

You are mad pastille,aren't you?
Otherwise I will have to make sense of what you have just blurbed.(is that a word)

tonyw if its's not a word it should be.

What. No Page 3 appearance in the Sunday Post for you.
And I was going to break the habit of a lifetime and buy tomorrow's edition.( you know the refined Edinburgh edition)

It makes sense if you are from Dundee...

very local jokes...

forgive me...

Btw...If my memory serves me well..you live in Spain?

Am I right...if so ...so jealous.

p@ x