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torvic

I used to eat lots of natural foods until I found out that most people die of natural causes!

Post 91 of 762

Posted: 8th July 2009, 16:31

campanilla

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

Post 92 of 762

Posted: 8th July 2009, 16:34

JimB

If you are not living on the edge then you are taking up too much room.

I'm off now, if I don't see you through the week, I'll see you through the window

Post 93 of 762

Posted: 8th July 2009, 16:39

John (from Arran)

In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they're not.

Post 94 of 762

Posted: 8th July 2009, 16:49

campanilla

For every action there is an equal and opposite government programme.

Post 95 of 762

Posted: 8th July 2009, 16:51

The Joker

Hypochondria is the only illness I haven't got.

Post 96 of 762

Posted: 8th July 2009, 16:57

campanilla

If it's called the tourist season howcome we can't shoot them?

Post 97 of 762

Posted: 8th July 2009, 17:02

The Joker

An alcoholic is someone who drinks more than his doctor.

Post 98 of 762

Posted: 8th July 2009, 17:03

campanilla

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

Post 99 of 762

Posted: 8th July 2009, 17:04

The Joker

Why is it that some days you're the dog and some days you're the lamp post.

Post 100 of 762

Posted: 8th July 2009, 17:09

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