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If a tortoise loses his shell is he naked or homeless?

Helena

alwayssnow? It's you again isn't it?

JimB

its very difficult making misstakes all the time

Campo

Are you looking for naked or homeless?

PS I've had Chardonnay!

JimB

Aha, Chardonnay eh? Must be a good day then!! How's Jimbo? And Mrs. Jimbo? Surviving in the heat? Today it reached 40C here and it is still 28C which is way too hot to be able to sleep. I saw on the news that your summer is over, thunderstorms and torrential rain are on the way, just what we need!!!

Campo

Yes, we're fine here, weather been hot but now potential thunderstorms, etc., will try to arrange for them to be redirected to sunny Spain? Hope this will not affect you and yours activities!

JimB

Hi Jim B

At least you now know that at this moment in time the light is going out in your fridge. but how about tomorrow and the day after and the day after.......
Chill out.
Regards
Joker

I know a good joke about Chardonnay, but we've gone of the point (and ventured just inside the realms of madness, I fear). Let's get back to sorting out the poseur of the day.

Hi Bees

"Great wits are sure to madness near allied,
And thin partitions do their bounds divide"

Dryden
Regards

Joker

I'm as sane as the next man. Unfortunately people keep telling me I'm the only one who can see the next man. How you can miss an eighteen-stone man in a WWI German Generals' uniform, bouncing up and down on a pogo stick, is beyond me.