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kilowatt

26th January 2014, 08:28
You are welcome Busby, I copied and pasted from an email I had received. I thought it very apt on Burns night.
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celadon

26th January 2014, 11:20
Nice one Kilowatt,

Shall sent it out to the lads in Helmand.
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celadon

26th January 2014, 11:21
oops....Send not sent
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celadon

28th January 2014, 09:14
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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paul

28th January 2014, 10:02
Brilliant Bernie!
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paul

28th January 2014, 10:04
err...that was in response to your 1465 Bernie!
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celadon

29th January 2014, 11:02
75% readers will have tried to lick their elbow.


Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450F.
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celadon

20th February 2014, 11:03
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
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bernie

22nd February 2014, 01:31
I phoned an automated ticket agency to order some tickets for an Elvis Presley tribute act. They said "Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready........."!
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busby

22nd February 2014, 02:20
And 4 to go go go?

Could you order colourful shoes?
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