I went to a book store and asked the assistant where the self-help books were and she said she couldn't help me as it would defeat the purpose.
Thank God for that. That should keep Celadon happy by reaching 100. Can we move on now?????
Post 101 of 851
Posted: 8th July 2009, 18:14
The Joker
As a comparative newcomer to this forum (2 months)I would like to know if this is a record for the number of postings on one thread?
Post 102 of 851
Posted: 8th July 2009, 18:23
Bees
I've found a round piece of black plastic with a hole in the middle. Is this a record?
ps I had thought I was new to this forum, now I feel quite senior/established/old.
Post 103 of 851
Posted: 8th July 2009, 20:17
terry
If time and space are relative why didn't they come to my birthday party.
Post 104 of 851
Posted: 8th July 2009, 20:54
Time & Space
We did but you were doppler effected and didn't have a clue what was GOING ON
Post 105 of 851
Posted: 8th July 2009, 21:17
terry
Time and Space
My answer to that is Yes, unless the correct answer is No.
Post 106 of 851
Posted: 8th July 2009, 21:36
ColinE
Seen in the restaurant at Burleigh House.
Underneath a sign saying "Toilets" was another, saying "Please wait to be seated"
Post 107 of 851
Posted: 8th July 2009, 21:48
Jerry
The best toilet sign I ever saw was in a pub called the Little Gem.
"This cistern is fitted with a Dolby system,
it takes the hiss out of a piss and the slush
out of a flush"
Post 108 of 851
Posted: 8th July 2009, 22:38
Simon
" Expecting life to treat you fair is like expecting a bull not to charge at you because you are a vegetarian"- Shari Barr
Why does Slim Chance and Fat Chance mean exactly the same thing?
