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coline

18th February 2011, 22:53
It seems a bit quiet to-night, so set me thinking:


Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want -- and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said:
"No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night....whether you're here or not."


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les40

18th February 2011, 22:58
Hiya ColinE

I like that, and it reminds me of one I heard a while ago.

Bloke says to his wife: Darling, you never let me know when your having an orgasm.

Wife says, I don't like to phone and bother you at work
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coline

18th February 2011, 23:00
Like it Les
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les40

18th February 2011, 23:07
Hiya Colin.

It is quiet tonight, but if you fancy a laugh,
I discovered somethink that made me chuckle last night.

Nip onto YouTube and type in '5 second films' and then have a look at some of the favourites.

These are: The Lion King
Titanic
Karate Kid
And my fave: The Exorcist

Let me know what you think
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