The Joker,
You told me that you had flu. That's not what your window cleaner says. He says he looked through your window and couldn't believe his eyes.
"There must have been twenty women in there,all of them beauty queens,exotic dancers and busty page 3 models. You vanished into a cupboard,returning seconds later with one of those ticket machines you get at the cheese counter in the supermarket. You made each of the ladies take a ticket and then bonked them in strict rotation. Taking every one of them to the heights of sensual pleasure. And back. After you had finished with them,each woman went to the back of the queue and got another ticket. The only thing that brought the sordid business to an end was when the machine ran out of tickets".
You old dog.